Yes I am a Flaky test

Every thing went well since last 10 years , till I recognized members of my team are pulling me out today from every direction giving too much attention, spending their valuable time in analysis, debug without actually understanding why I have failed.

Oh my Expert Developer, its not healthy to consumerism 1000 mg of caffeine, to tune entire Friday night just to conclude that I pass every time on development machine but some how failed when you pumped in $1000 hot fix, 

The quality head you really find critical issues but this time your issue will be marked as Not a issue 

and My dearest manager you invested too much capital to develop a solid portfolio of build evaluation tools nevertheless evaluated the quality of work the developer did based on the recent check-in. 

Oh My God this shall pass. Everyone is working really hard these days.

However being flaky test I kept watching Every time you pre-configure environment, rebuild or re-execute me.

Just to bring down your excessive stress  Its not that there is a product issue, its not that I fail regularly, its that I  have been implement with lot of dependency, I sometime lack resources during execution, some time you verdict before the actual operation is completed, sometime concurrency, some times test configurations and sometime I am run without the pre-requisites.

The grass shall have been greener on this side, if some time was spent carving me, minimizing dependency that downgrades my expertise to find a regression bug.

A research list some of the factors as Async Wait, concurrency, test order dependency, resource leak,Network ,Time,IO,Randomness,Floating point Operations, Unordered collections and something that you know which world does not know .

I get dishearten as I am on top list to be quantized, that is you may not need me to evaluate your current build  or I am getting to much emotional to be fired actually, as I am failing without providing any value addition to both developers and testers, in addition I respect the time you spend on me every-time I get into notice release after release developer after developer tester after tester that come and go time to time in this competitive world.

Being declared flaky I request you to run me couple of time to see whether I behave same, I may unlock the bug for whom I was really incepted. The project that led me to existence was a big hit and many folks working on it  dint actually knew what's going else where in the market.

If you think this is less worthy why don’t do some analysis and determine my performance on some other configuration or my behavioural  patterns from couple of days.

Oh Yes I am a flaky test but I believe I am worth execution....